They say shuffleboard takes 2 minutes to learn and a lifetime to master. And that’s without taking into account your mai tai consumption.

Still, it’s pretty hard to be bad and impossible shots are almost always possible. Everybody gets a lesson from their Royal Palms crew member the minute they land on the courts and you’ll be pushing biscuits in no time.

If you want to primer to study up on ahead of time, click that button down there, read the rules and then maybe put it under your pillow for luck.